Remember the beautiful blackberries I ALMOST got to eat?
GONE! So are most of the leaves and tender stems. See the missing chunks on the leaves? Them's teethmarks.
I caught them in the act coming home one night. They totally didn't get my sarcasm of "Hey, help yourself jerks, not like I would like any blackberries for ANYTHING! Like home made ICE CREAM I still HAVEN'T MADE YET!"
asshats.
We kinda have an unspoken no kill policy against critters bothering us around the house. We bought fake rubber snakes to scare moles/chipmunks/voles diggin holes to trip us and denting lawnmower blades. Perhaps I should look into getting these fake deer heads to put up on the shed to scare the deers.
Well, at least the morons haven't figured out where the basil's at.
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YOU have a strict no-kill policy, I don't.
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bro is convinced he will take care of it with his bow and arrows. double sigh.
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