Dear Eddie Ross (can I call you Edward? For this is a serious matter),
I had started collecting piece in shades of white, including my very coveted scalloped stoneware bowl. Probably influenced by you, with all your milk glass pieces that just looks so… well, like Martha. Now here you go switching up the color scheme direction on me. Man these vintage black amethyst glass pieces are awesome looking and probably more my style, and Halloween IS coming up. Mega sigh. Thanks a lot imaginary friend. You are not invited over to help me
scrub pots polish silver anymore ya hear.